"If this is entertainment, we're sunk."
--Jeffrey M. Anderson, San Francisco Examiner
"Big loud stupid dopey shameless cliched overbearing and did I mention stupid?"
"If the movie is anything like the game, I say stay at home and read a good book (or graphic novel). Or listen to an audiobook - In short, do anything else."
--Peter Rainer, Christian Science Monitor
"Battleship" doesn't sink, really. It just sits there booming endlessly as you look on aghast.
--Tom Long, Detroit News
"One of the dumbest ideas for a movie...ever."
--Bob Grimm, Reno News and Review
"Battleship is a loud lobotomy."