Saturday, May 26, 2012

The critics have spoken. Battleship is not a good movie.




"If this is entertainment, we're sunk."

--Jeffrey M. Anderson, San Francisco Examiner

"Big loud stupid dopey shameless cliched overbearing and did I mention stupid?"

--Richard Roeper

"If the movie is anything like the game, I say stay at home and read a good book (or graphic novel). Or listen to an audiobook - In short, do anything else."

--Peter Rainer, Christian Science Monitor

"Battleship" doesn't sink, really. It just sits there booming endlessly as you look on aghast.

--Tom Long, Detroit News

"One of the dumbest ideas for a movie...ever."

--Bob Grimm, Reno News and Review

"Battleship is a loud lobotomy."

--Tony Macklin