Drunk guy: Happy Veteran's Day!
Me: I'm actually not that happy about Veteran's Day. A lot of vets have PTSD and commit suicide.
Drunk guy: But they're over there, doin' our dirty work.
Me: Over where? Iraq? Afghanistan? Libya?
Drunk guy: Over there.
Me: Okay. But why are they over there?
Drunk guy: You wanna shot?
Me: No thanks.